It’s full blown wedding season, we are 100% in it right now. Which means Engagement Parties, Bachelorettes, and Bridal Showers every single weekend. And all those events mean, fun corny games and activities where you need to know everything about the bride to be, know how to count how many kisses are in a jar, and most importantly know the best advice to give to newlyweds.
If you’re anything like me, the chronically single friend who shouldn’t be giving relationship advice to anyone, then you want to give the newlyweds some funny advice. You know they are reading all the “never go to sleep angry” responses and the “always make time for date nights,” so why not shake it up with something that will make your friends laugh?
Funny Advice for Newlyweds
Never leave the toilet seat up
Always have at least 5 bottles of wine at the house
Prank each other often, start a prank war
The wife is always right
Get a king size bed, you won’t want to be near each other after a while
Don’t try to be a mindreader, or do and see if you’re right
Always be your weird selves
Never check each other’s phones, unless you want to start a fight which is fun sometimes
Don’t forget to put your ring on every day
A glass of wine solves all problems
Never run out of toilet paper
Always blame your partner even if you messed up
Never clean up after your partner, make them learn how to be repsonsible
Laugh at each others jokes even when they aren’t funny
Lie occasionally and see if your partner notices, keep them on their toes
Teena Fey 